Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

2001 • 1h 25m • ★ 4.9/10 • Action Comedy Horror

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Cast

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Phil Caracas

Jesus Christ

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Murielle Varhelyi

Maxine Schreck

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Maria Moulton

Mary Magnum

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Tim Devries

Father Eustace

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Ian Driscoll

Johnny Golgatha

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Josh Grace

Dr. Praetorious

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Tracy Lance

Gloria Oddbottom

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Glen Jones

Father Alban

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Mike Funk

Danny Sabbath

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Lucky Ron

Blind Jimmy Leper

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Jeff Moffet

Santos

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Ivan Freud

Narrator

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